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  • ivgclive
    06-05 08:39 AM
    I'm not sure if this is the right place to post this thread but I could not find anywhere else to post it on this website.

    I filed for my initial H-1B document and the H-1B adjustment document (from full time to part time) with an immigration lawyer last year. The two processes went relatively smooth. Thinking that this lawyer was someone I could trust, I also started the PERM process with her and had my company pay half of the PERM lawyer fee up front and signed whatever paper that I was required to sign.

    After she was paid, I noticed that her replies to my emails were slower and some were even neglected. I'm extremely frustrated with her change of behavior as the immigration process is really important to me as it is to every immigrant. I tried emailing her again about 3 days ago with some questions, and she neglected it again. I tried to be as understanding as possible, but I personally think this is ridiculous and I'm getting very upset. She is the only person that works at the office and she has no paralegals or office staff. So I always have to talk to her directly for everything.

    Today, I actually emailed her with another email account pretending I'm someone else interested in the H-1B process, and I received a reply from her within 40 minutes. So I know she's neglecting my emails on purpose. I'm not sure if she just doesn't take care of her "paid" clients or she just has something personal against me for whatever reason. (I was always respectful to her in every way so I don't believe it's something I did)

    Since I signed the paper which states that I have to pay for a large termination fee if I were to request termination of contract for whatever reason, I can't just hire a new lawyer either. What would be a good approach to resolve this situation? I thought about talking to her directly face-to-face and let her know how upset I'm about her change of behavior (which she may charge me for her time) but I don't want her to screw with my immigration documents at the same time.


    "pay for a large termination fee if I were to request termination of contract for " - Is that legal. I thought anytime you can change your lawer, she is just a rep for you.

    Anyway, it seems you are in a very frustrating situation, why don't you take one more shot to explain her that you are upset on delayed response, very politely. Eventhough the appointment time costs some money, you have a chance to tell her what you feel.

    If she is the only one at the office, it is understood why she bothers new clients over old clients.





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  • msadiqali
    06-19 06:27 PM
    The Western Media's double standards are well known..When facing a cold war with Russia, the US and West ignited the passions of muslims and used them against the communists.
    All the islamic movements started from this only and from US support in the background.
    At that time all of them were called as warriors or mujahids or heroes.

    After Russia collapsed, they started calling them Terrorists..Everybody knows that..
    Atlast Obama acknowledged that in Cairo speech.

    Now with regards to Israel, why should the Palestinians pay for the Holocaust is what Ahmedinijad is asking..The Palestinians did not do Holocaust..It was Europe which involved in Holocaust..Not just Nazi Germany, anti Jews sentiment was prevalennt in all of Europe,.,

    Why did Israel throw out Palestinians out of their land..that is the question from Iran..

    If Israel can have 200 nuclear weapons, why cant Iran have one?





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  • vin13
    03-09 01:17 PM
    Ok, so one can own but not run a business with H1B, but can own and run with EAD,right?
    Thanks!!

    Right, one can own but not run a business with H1-B, but can own and run with EAD.





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  • Gigantic697
    10-20 02:43 PM
    Anyone guys...?

    I've to decide fast what to do....get the H4 stamped from India or do the COS from US. If we go to India and get the H4 stamping there is a chance that the consulate people might ask about H1 and if they found that my wife was out of status they might bar her from entering US.

    let me know if anyone has the same case or gone through this.

    Thanks



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  • sri1309
    01-10 10:51 AM
    Hi ALL,

    Here is idea. It can happen to you next week, sorry, but its possible.

    Lets say you lost your job next Friday (usually Fridays right). And getting your next job will take you another 6 months, if lucky.
    What will you do. Will you start pressing a panic button to push for reducing EB2/3 backlogs. Will you write to Obama and team then?.Will you start looking at expert atttorneys spending 1000s of $s. Will you have to return back??.

    I know some of us are unfortunate to be in the situation, not me, but who knows??.

    So, can we just imagine to be in such a situation and bring more and more attention to the new goverment. Just imagine you lost your job and in despair.
    Start writing. Dont just dream for the 11th or 13th for VB dates. Lets put some action.
    Sorry if I sound depressing, but lets act before its too late..





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  • bagha
    07-11 11:01 AM
    I'm in similar situation:
    On H1 with company A since 2001. Current extension is valid till July 2010.
    Eb3-India I-140 Approved, Filed I-485 more than 180 days ago.

    Now I want to transfer my H1B using AC21. My questions are:
    1. If my current employer revokes I-140 what are the implications on my I-485? Since 180 days have been passed I think it's not a problem.
    2. If I don't get my green card til my new H1B (after transfer) expires, do I get another extension even if company A revokes my I-140?

    Thanks in advance.



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  • jlt007us
    10-06 06:09 PM
    Don't worry. You will mostly get RFE but not a rejection.

    My original 140 got denied as per USCIS web site but lawyer didn't get the denial notice even after 60 days. Lawyer followed it up but no response from the USCIS.

    I filed 485/AP/EAD and got approvals for EAD. Lawyer refiled 140 without original labor and is almost certain that they will raise an RFE but not denial.





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  • mytv
    09-01 02:30 PM
    please sombody reply .i donno wat to do:o



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  • eblues
    09-05 11:51 AM
    Hi everyone,
    I'm quite new here. I hope I'm not doing anything inappropriate by posting in this board, I've tried to use the search function to no avail.
    I'm currently in the US as a J-1 exchange visitor (research scholar) to perform research at a university in Missouri. Last year I started training a sport pilot in my country and I would like to keep doing that (or rather restarting from scratch) here in the US. I'm aware of the TSA clearance required for aliens wishing to start flight training and I'm the process of obtaining it; however I've been told by the international office of my university that enrolling in a flight school could be a violation of my immigration status. They are not sure, the TSA refers me to USCIS and they (as contacted by the flight school staff) refer me back to the TSA. I'd like to shed some light on this issue.

    I'd also like to make clear that the reason for my being here is completely unrelated to airplanes, flight or flight training -- I'm a computer engineer. Flying is and will continue to be just a hobby, something to do on Saturday afternoons for at most 3-4 hours a week, probably less if I won't have so much money to spend on it. I'm also already quite good at it (~25 hours under my belt) but formally I'll have to start from scratch because previous experience in the category I trained for in my country is not recognized here in the US. I'll also focus on single engine light sport aircraft, exclusively for recreational purposes (no passengers, no nothing). Obviously no matter how the flight training thing will end I'll keep working full-time during weekdays (and some more...) at the university.

    Am I trying to do anything illegal or that might make me fall out of status?

    Thank you everyone,
    Pierluigi





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  • humsuplou
    03-09 01:30 PM
    Right, one can own but not run a business with H1-B, but can own and run with EAD.

    Thanks again!!!



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  • mayitbesoon
    07-15 11:30 AM
    My husband's GC priority date is EB2 Dec 2003, but I-140 is still pending. We applied for I-140 and I-485 in Nov 2007 after labor was stuck in backlog centers for 4 years.

    We are done with finger prints few months ago. No updates on I-140 or I-485s after that.

    Is it useful if we take Info pass appintment in this case and enquire about our case status?

    Why not USCIS offer I-140 premium processing for older priority dates?

    Can I-485 be pre-adjudicated even if I-140 is pending?.

    Appreciate any information. Thanks.





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  • guy03062
    10-20 05:05 PM
    By the way, just out of curiosity - what is "Indochinese Adjustment Act " mentioned in processing time report?

    I-485 Application to Register Permanent Residence or to Adjust Status Employment-based adjustment applications July 04, 2007
    ... ...
    ... ...
    ... ...
    I-485 Application to Register Permanent Residence or to Adjust Status Under the Indochinese Adjustment Act December 01, 2007



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  • ajju
    02-28 01:33 PM
    Per RFE for I485 they want the proof of Employment Authorization in US starting 12th April 2004 to present.

    I was going thru my all the I-797 approvals for myself and I found that there is a discontinuity in one of the old approval notice.


    WAC-01-XXX-XXXXX 07/15/2001 - 04/05/2004
    WAC-04- XXX-XXXXX 04/30/2004 - 01/18/2005 (This approval start after 25 days)

    But the extension petition was filed prior to expiration of WAC-01-XXX-XXXXX on 17th Dec. 2003. Approval notice has the receive date of 17th Dec 2003.

    Could this gap be a issue, That is why they are asking starting 12th April 2004?

    Per my Lawyer, no need to worry because the extension petition was filed before the expiration of other.

    Please advice.

    VS

    I had similar issue where H4 had 7 days of gap.. H1 had full continuity... I think it may be an issue if H1 has a gap...

    Also, since the H4 in my case was applied & approved before the gap period.. per my lawyer its perfectly okay... This happens mostly as USCIS cannnot issue H4 with different start date from H1 if filed together...

    Looks like yous is H1... So, probably you need to provide copy of 2nd H1 which was received/approved by USCIS before gap start date.. So you may be okay.. Or worst case it may be counted towards 180 days of out of status allowed...

    But you must check with lawyer...





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  • a_yaja
    03-18 04:35 PM
    I-765 Employment Authorization Note: is eligibility req (c)(9) correct on line 16?
    [/LIST]


    This is the wrong forum for you to ask this question. However, I know that (c)(9) is not correct on line 16 for your wife's case. (c)(9) is only for Employment Based GC applicants.



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  • vxg
    11-02 03:34 PM
    It takes 60 days from the RFE received date to make a decision on your AP. If dec 31st passes and if you don't hear anything from USCIS, you may need to call them.

    If it is an emergency travel and cannot wait for their approval, you need to visit the local USCIS office with an appointment.

    I am on the same case, waiting for USCIS reponse. Thanks.

    The RFE notice says minimum 14 days however USCIS standard answer is 60 days. On i saw folks who got approval after 7 days form submitting RFE so let's hope for best.





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  • Hey Ram GC
    05-05 05:33 PM
    I did try to change the title, but can not. In the body, i did, but main page, i can not.
    BUT I can wish about EB3- India to be current soon



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  • Green.Tech
    07-24 03:12 PM
    As per my attorney, there is no validity requirement for the passport, just that it should be valid at the time of AOS application. So, the OP should be ok. But like others said, do apply for a new passport as soon as possible.





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  • ganguteli
    03-22 01:13 AM
    Your experience in current job may not add up as experience.

    But do not go by that. What is the requirement of the job for which labor will be filed?





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  • Enebreus
    02-09 03:31 PM
    Ooooh my bad. Sorry about that. It's kind of like joking about bombs in an airport lol. Its kind of an edgy subject. Anyways, congrats!

    It's all good.
    That's the problem with sarcasm on the Internet. You can never be sure that it reads the way it was intended. No matter how many emoticons you throw in :)

    Congrats to you too. You had a hell of a lot of good entries. I really, really liked your lava flow.





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    09-09 07:56 AM
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    met3259
    10-10 04:32 PM
    Once you get your GC, you can do what you want when you want. You can work anywhere. Your consulting company nor any company has the right to hold you on any contract whatsoever, unless ofcourse your client has non competitive contract that prohibits you from joining them.

    For naturalization, it does not matter whatsoever. You can say that you were offered a better position that matched your skill set and experience and hence you ("on your own free will") joined another company. And hey, congrats. Worry not. U R much better off. Love your job, not the company!!! And you can work 2 jobs that are not even related. No one cares -

    I also just got GC

    I think that in this case this person can "move on". HOWEVER - I would retain STRONG DOCUMENTATION that this is not your choice and that the consulting firm is letting you go!

    We need to understand this as a group and my attorney tells me that: I am being brought into this country to do this job - I can not simply leave the next day after getting GC on my own accord (unless in very similar job -- as in this case); BUT this is a grey area where we must spend "some" amount of time in the job we are being brought in for -- six months? 9 months? 1 yr?

    My attorney has indicated 6-9 months is reasonable to move on to something completly new (as I have been doing this job for 6.8 years and am tired of it).

    Help anyone???????



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